I don’t know bout anyone else, but the fun fact I’m about to share with you kind of blew my mind.  It blew my mind in the ‘kinda-thought-I-woulda-heard-that-shit-by-now-at-32’ way.  Maybe some of you already know/knew that the richest man in the world is Mexican*, shit, maybe most of you know/knew–but I didn’t and I’ve been just like the lady in the video: “OH MY–”  What a curveball.

Mexico will be fine, they have a dude with “straight cash, homie”** money flow, and then some.  I don’t even know where to begin with this new bit of information but for some reason I feel more at ease knowing there’s a rich person there for stability, and so that’s why I share it here with you today.  Shortly and sweetly.

PREVIEW TO VIDEO BELOW

ERIK SCHATZKER, BLOOMBERG NEWS***(AMERICAN): … “The conventional wisdom, as you know, is that the Donald Trump presidency, will be bad, if not terrible, for Mexico.  What do you say?”

RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD(MEXICAN): “I don’t think so.”

LMFAO.  I understand that the interview happened a long time ago and before Pres. Trump was actually inaugurated but I still find it odd how this bit of information was unheard till today, because I needed a laugh, and often times I’ll gravitate to YouTube for Norm MacDonald clips to try and get my self to laugh, because sometimes that’s all I can think of to do on a beautiful little shitty ass day.  Who’da thunk it, you know?!  Just who?!

 

 

 

Another fun fact that’s actually a fact and not one that’s out-dated: there are over 2,000 billionaires in the worldHow bout those red delicious apples!?

*no longer the richest man in the world today, according to Forbes (#5)– this is not a breaking news outlet, but how bout that catchy lie to attract your attention?

**Randy Moss voice

***2/23/20-with a bonus fun fact, go check and see who the owner of this news establishment is and stay classy, San Diego. #gofuckyourselves

[[[[[There is no point to any of this]]]]] #soundsfair

How are we supposed to row our boats again?

Annnnnywho.

So much to do, so much to see, so here’s me taking the backstreets for now by posting a video of someone else cruising the main roads.

Yes. That’s right.  Bill Hicks.  Bill Hicks.  Bill Hicks.  A motherfucking Will-i-am.

It’s an old video of Bill Hicks in a rare recording from 1993 in his last ever standup routine.  Cancer took over shortly after this video was recorded.  Then the internet had to be invented.  Then YouTube.  Then someone had to convert the video into a digital file.  Then they uploaded it… and then…
right fucking now, nearly 30 years after it all went down, I have posted it in this goddamned very “BLOG” post.

Anywho– the video shows that it’s an hour and 46 minutes long, but it’s really just shy of an hour and then it restarts because the person who graciously uploaded it just so happened to do it that way.  The entire hour is gold if you decide you want to restart it from the very beginning (I’d recommend it), but I started the clip purposely at 57′, in the gusto of the show to grab your fucking attention, you see.  It’s not about legal hemp, but that’s part of it, yawwwwwwww.  Guilty.  You caught me!  But as Bill Hicks also predicts, (as it has been predicted and emphasized in the past by several other great human beings (Jack Harer, a veteran of war, from the 70s until his recent passing this decade, of www.jackharer.com, to name the most renowned that comes to mind)), if HEMP is LEGALIZED, the WORLD will FIX itself— starting with the economy.

Please do humor your self with a few minutes of Bill Hicks.  It’s a perfect video for people burning company time by taking extra-long breaks… well, stop calling them restrooms, mother fuckers.  !Stick it to the man!, here’s Big Willie Style alllll gettin jiggy with his damn self a.k.a. it:

 

What is most intriguing to me, is how these issues have not been solved since they happened 30 years ago– meaning they’re still fucking relevant today.  What else does that mean?  The same people that were on TV when I was a kid are still hosting shows 30 years later.  Coincidence? OHHHHH MOST DEFINITELY ANOTHER COINCIDENCE! GOSH THERE ARE SO MANY AREN’T THERE? LOLLLLLLLLL  Try to imagine being born the same year FDRoosevelt was inaugurated and then he’s still the president when you’re 16 years old (that actually happened).

Why is this so fucking hard to figure out?  Watch Bill Hicks’ final hour of live comedy and have your senses tickled to near-death as he lyrically crafts a movement with sweeping vocal brush-strokes of abrasive troooooooth.  TRUTH.  THIS MAN WAS [A MEMBER OF] THE TRUTH. 

 

PS- How do you like this new webpage layout?  Shoutout to Toby Valora for coming through in the absolút clutch.