Exclusive new music alert. I repeat, Exclusive new music alert. Weeooweeooweeoo. Wommmp wommmp womp womp wommmmmmmmmmp. wommmmmmmmmmmmp. Exclusiiiiiiiive neewwww muuuuuusic beau beau beauuuuuuuuuuu. Sound the alarm, this shit’s fiiiiiiire.

How are we supposed to row our boats again?


So much to do, so much to see, so here’s me taking the backstreets for now by posting a video of someone else cruising the main roads.

Yes. That’s right.  Bill Hicks.  Bill Hicks.  Bill Hicks.  A motherfucking Will-i-am.


PS- How do you like this new webpage layout?  Shoutout to Toby Valora for coming through in the absolút clutch.


Quick blurb about my thoughts on why the fuck we’re calling them smart phones because I literally dropped my phone in the school parking lot today fuck my fucking life.

Recorded in August while in my hometown of Bath, NY. Ripped and produced by Robert Bidwelack.

A brief summary of just why exactly another blogger exists and a little mother neature breakdown for that ass.