COVID-19 in South Korea broken down by a South Korean doctor X WHO numbers broken down by a dropout math student.
Music for your revolving ears… boner petít!
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I stumbled upon this video last night. The last time I went to see a doctor during a 72-hour fast, she told me that fasting wasn’t healthy and went on to Rx me various muscle relaxers, antihistamines, and pain killers/blood thinners like ibuprofen. My blood came back clean, and I didn’t know what world she was living in because I felt fine. That was about 15 months ago. I wish I had known it at the time, because 3 years before my doctor told me fasting wasn’t healthy, the one referenced in the helpful video above won a fucking Nobel Prize for his lifetime-dedicated research on the contrary. So, now I’m fucking confused as fucking shit, whoever reads this is probably fucking confused as fucking shit, and I’m arguing that it’s just a bunch of fucking confused shits out here and it stinks and it’s chaotic and I don’t like it. Would someone care to explain? Maybe someone educated and trained in analyzing health problems? Fuck– Perhaps the WHO!? Bueller? Bueller? Mueller 3?
CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
This helps explain it a little bit, when I asked the internet:
A funny thing happened in my Spanish class today. It was all normal until 35 minutes into a lesson on formulating sentences, in trying to conjugate the verb ‘correr’ (‘to run’), the Wild Card of the class randomly blurted out that he drives a BMW for a car. It wasn’t like he just whispered it to the students sitting nearby, as if they were having a side-conversation about transportation means while the professor taught the Spanish language around them; no, the mother fucker straight up blurted it out like a Saturday Night Live character in a dysfunctional family dinner table skit. As if his car-make and extracurricular hobby were hands-down the answer for the professor’s question to the class.
Half the class was asleep, half the class looked at one another, but the whole class had no idea. I really had a long laugh.
Too long of one if I’m being honest. It went like this:
Professor: “Does everyone understand what conjugation is going on here with ‘correr todos los–”
Wild Card: –“BMW! I DRIVE A B-M-W!”
Girl Who Sits Across From Wild Card: “She’s talking!”
Wild Card (without regard): “I’M JUST SAYIN’, DOES ANYONE ELSE DRIVE A B-M-W?!
Girl Who Sits Across From Wild Card: “Don’t nobody give a damn about your B-M-W.”
Professor: “Calm down!”
/Everyone calmed back down to normal…
//…till about 15 minutes later, after that whole quick scenario dissolved as soon as the professor chimed in, like a Super Trooper who needed to squeeze in his 10th “meow” to seal the win on a friendly bet that was just made with a quirky co-worker, he gave us all one more “B-M-W!” with a grin on his face. I think I was giggling for 2 entire minutes before ‘the funnies’ left and I was back to focusing on hablando español.
People are so beautifully unpredictable! My Spanish class is very diverse with an abundance of different personalities and cultural backgrounds, so naturally, it’s usually quite a hoot. Collectively as a class, we are all one large slow-moving dysfunctional Spanglish-speaking unit, but nothing can top the honey badger sentiments of Wild Card.
If this helps, when I say unpredictable/when I think about who Wild Card from my Spanish class reminds me of, I immediately compare him to this dude:
Live. Love. Laugh.
“I have nothing to offer anyone except my own confusion.” -Jack Kerouac, On The Road
Also.
One fact Mr. Phoenix left out about cows, is that something interesting grows from their poop and we just can’t be having any of that in a land of free and brave people because that’s more schedule-1-dangerous than erratic, unscheduled nuclear war.
stay weird
You can watch “What The Health” for free or whatever that means on YouTube. Find the link yourself, you lazy ass fuck.
Okay. Here is the link. Jesus….https://youtu.be/X1QDkpUPiI8
Eat your veggies, kiddies.
How are we supposed to row our boats again?
Annnnnywho.
So much to do, so much to see, so here’s me taking the backstreets for now by posting a video of someone else cruising the main roads.
Yes. That’s right. Bill Hicks. Bill Hicks. Bill Hicks. A motherfucking Will-i-am.
It’s an old video of Bill Hicks in a rare recording from 1993 in his last ever standup routine. Cancer took over shortly after this video was recorded. Then the internet had to be invented. Then YouTube. Then someone had to convert the video into a digital file. Then they uploaded it… and then…
right fucking now, nearly 30 years after it all went down, I have posted it in this goddamned very “BLOG” post.
Anywho– the video shows that it’s an hour and 46 minutes long, but it’s really just shy of an hour and then it restarts because the person who graciously uploaded it just so happened to do it that way. The entire hour is gold if you decide you want to restart it from the very beginning (I’d recommend it), but I started the clip purposely at 57′, in the gusto of the show to grab your fucking attention, you see. It’s not about legal hemp, but that’s part of it, yawwwwwwww. Guilty. You caught me! But as Bill Hicks also predicts, (as it has been predicted and emphasized in the past by several other great human beings (Jack Harer, a veteran of war, from the 70s until his recent passing this decade, of www.jackharer.com, to name the most renowned that comes to mind)), if HEMP is LEGALIZED, the WORLD will FIX itself— starting with the economy.
Please do humor your self with a few minutes of Bill Hicks. It’s a perfect video for people burning company time by taking extra-long breaks… well, stop calling them restrooms, mother fuckers. !Stick it to the man!, here’s Big Willie Style alllll gettin jiggy with his damn self a.k.a. it:
What is most intriguing to me, is how these issues have not been solved since they happened 30 years ago– meaning they’re still fucking relevant today. What else does that mean? The same people that were on TV when I was a kid are still hosting shows 30 years later. Coincidence? OHHHHH MOST DEFINITELY ANOTHER COINCIDENCE! GOSH THERE ARE SO MANY AREN’T THERE? LOLLLLLLLLL Try to imagine being born the same year FDRoosevelt was inaugurated and then he’s still the president when you’re 16 years old (that actually happened).
Why is this so fucking hard to figure out? Watch Bill Hicks’ final hour of live comedy and have your senses tickled to near-death as he lyrically crafts a movement with sweeping vocal brush-strokes of abrasive troooooooth. TRUTH. THIS MAN WAS [A MEMBER OF] THE TRUTH.
PS- How do you like this new webpage layout? Shoutout to Toby Valora for coming through in the absolút clutch.
Quick blurb about my thoughts on why the fuck we’re calling them smart phones because I literally dropped my phone in the school parking lot today fuck my fucking life.
Jeff Daniels is normally a funny man but he’s not laughing in this video. Sometimes the joke just ain’t funny anymore, America… Earth… Milky Way Galaxy… Universe. Whoever is listening.
I got arrested for possession of marijuana on Wednesday. I’d been minding my fuckin business and taking it easy, but life is life, so here’s Doug Stanhope.
Stay schemin’, San Diego!