As much Maury and Jerry Springer as we have all collectively watched and they still got us?!
We’ve subconsciously been training our whole lives for this shit, yo.
Did you know that the first vaccination in the history of the vaccination nation, according to required reading at SUNY Buffalo State (Books That Changed The World, Robert B. Downs), was performed by an English farmer named Edwin Jenner? Even though the practice is reportedly brought from Turkey as early as 1791 by a Lady Mary Wortley Montague. It’s sort of like discovering land that is already occupied and then taking credit for its discovery, but I digress.