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Homeless Liberties

Remember to not stay at home if you’re “experiencing homelessness”.

Thanks, Mayor!  I would not have thought to give that advice.  What’s next, if you’re hungry then try and find something fibrous to eat?  If you don’t have a driver’s license then don’t waste your time and money buying an automobile?  And how do you suppose this information is relayed to the homeless?  Do you mail them a letter?  No.  That wouldn’t work, would it?  Shucks.  Catch-22?  Sounds like it.  It’s okay, I don’t think the homeless care so much.  If it’s anything like this cruise ship victim, I’m praying for free G2 from Big Bro.