Damn. I’m totally wrong. This is super serious. I didn’t realize they were giving them Gatorade as medicine.
Let’s talk some more sugar, fucking shall we?
So, 3g of sugar in a serving of Gatorade G2. Let’s assume it’s just normal sugar, right? Wrong. ‘Cause ya see, the thing is… when you assume… it makes an ass out of u ‘n me… so let’s not assume, okay? Ooookay.
So, I checked: it’s not sugar Gatorade uses, it’s a “sweetener enhancer” called Acesulfame Potassium. Most people who drink it probably can’t pronounce it. But whatever. Let’s call it Ace K, for fun. Here’s a video clip of a guy talking about it:
Here’s another video clip about it:
…Ace-K isn’t metabolized by our body whatsoever. (3:57)
…We don’t know for sure if they are completely safe. (4:20)
…initial intention was to help us lose weight by replacing sugar, but new research shows that it’s not exactly good at doing so. (4:32)
These doctors got some tricks up their sleeves yo! Hats off to y’all, I never would have thought to give sick people Gatorade G2 in assorted flavors! I hope they get popsicles, too.
Remember, if any symptoms arise: don’t go to a hospital to seek medical attention.